Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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