if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
