I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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