I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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