what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
sex in a hospital.. check
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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