South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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