I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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