You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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