The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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