I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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