It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i think my cat just said my name.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
