In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
zippers are such a cool invention
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
