That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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