Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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