So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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