I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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