Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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