So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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