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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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