It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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