All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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