I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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