He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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