I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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