My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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