a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Use "feeling words"
Yay
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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