I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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