i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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