That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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