I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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