Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
handjob tips. give me some.
In America we eat man semen.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
