i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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