you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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