That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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