She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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