It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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