shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She bit a glass in half.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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