I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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