Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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