we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I have post one night stand depression
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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