I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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