so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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