Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Please don't give away my fajitas
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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