i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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