You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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