he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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