That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
time to smoke my breakfast
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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