I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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