new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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