you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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