you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Randomize
