11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
BRING THE BAGELS
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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