Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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