Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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