I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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