Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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