so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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